By: Knife Revolverbomb
For the past two years, much of the media has been crowing about the progressive approach to life, love, and politics. However, the progressive approach has failed to work (the only thing it always does successfully), so its proponents have gradually fallen into silence, right?
Well, not really. Jib-jabberin’ is just too much fun.
Instead of a breather from progressive moralizing we get…warnings about bullies. What’s that? You didn’t know that bullying is a super huge issue right now? Typical Tea-Partier.
Wake up and smell the fair-trade coffee, peeps: bullying is a big deal. I mean, it certainly is according to Justin and Ellen.
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At 21 years old, I’m somehow already a member of the old guard who clings to the antiquated notion that there needs to be at least a hint of “new” in news. No, I know: Ellen does not claim to be the news. But the cultural bullying about the problem of bullying in the culture is everywhere right now – even my own house.
My younger sister is currently required to read the national best-seller, Please Stop Laughing at Me, in one of her classes. I envision an over-educated school administrator leafing through the book at Borders and upon completion of the text, descending into a guilt-laden book-buying binge, purchasing thousands of copies and mandating students to read them. A mere glance at the book’s tag-line, “One woman’s inspirational story,” sends my eyeballs rolling back into my skull to make sure my brain is still there.
Why so sour, you ask? Because it’s old hat. I’m no rook’ when it comes to sob stories. One more won’t increase my awareness of bullying; I’ve been awash with tales of its horrors for at least the past decade. If you’re over the age of 6, and it’s just now dawning on you that kids pick on each other, you’ve been sitting in the back of the class. Additionally, public school kids have heard this message more than anyone else, and they certainly don’t want (and/or need) to hear it again. They aren’t fixed disposal units for teachers and school administrators to stuff with their moral candy wrappers and the old receipts of past experiences that jaded them when they were in public school.
Despite my better judgment, I did, in fact, peel back the cover, let some of the excess sap drain out, and sit down to decode Please Stop Laughing at Me. After many-a-battle with the increasing weight of my eyelids, I finally managed to drag my eyes across the entire text.
The message: it is a cardinal sin to disrupt the high-held chin of a proud, powerful, young woman, no matter how she behaves in public, because the slightest dip in self esteem reduces the entire courageous edifice to rubble. Note: bullying may produce New York Times best-selling authors who peddle their childhood misery for king’s ransoms.
What a regular heart-wrench. As I set the book down (into the garbage), I was moved to indulge in a little introspection.
Why am I not sobbing for the plight of bold tweens? Then it hit me.
First, the public school system disavows and disallows any allusions to moral instructions based in religion. Telling kids to be nice to each other but not why (beyond “Because Oprah said so”) is unconvincing to say the least. And second, I don’t take the calls to “play nice” from educators seriously because I was bullied by (sniff) my own teachers! With ham fists they battered an endless assault of progressive plights into my poor, developing brain.
Before long (sniffle) I grew completely calloused.
I should to write a book about it!